Letter Poem

The letter C looks like a big nose on a cartoon character's face

Or perhaps a wave in the deep blue sea

It looks like a bowl, or a leaf falling from a tree

The letter C could be an earring, or a rock, or maybe even just a simple looking C

A rock on the shore of a beach, waiting to be skipped

The letter C is really anything flipped

The letter C can be a crucible, cookie, or even a can

You know what you see so just it and be a man

The letter C flipped to the side looks like Captain Hook's hand

The letter C is a resemblance of the the word courage, or maybe it stands for carnival

The letter C stands for cactus, a  bright green caeser salad  perhaps

The letter C is untold

You can flip and behold

A picture of your very own

Insult Poem

Your smile is like looking at the bottom of the trash
One of these days your face will make someone crash

Your odor is like the smell of jock sweat
Your mom calls you a big regret

I should get a personal bodyguard so your head would go smash
Your face just looks like an irritated rash
You have no friends and no one likes you but don't fret
You better skedaddle before I put you on a jet